93 POINTS! For UNDER $20 Paso Cab, crafted by a certified ROCKSTAR winemaker, in an homage to the style of Sine Qua Non – but for way, WAY less scratch! 

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Still reading? OK then, ‘cause it is time to set the interwebs ABLAZE!! You, my friend, you lover of opulence, of juiced-up and teeth-staining ripeness, with that Go Big side of hedonistic succulence — TODAY is your day!!!! Ablaze Cabernet Sauvignon from Robert Smith (from Quixote, Quintessa, Seven Stones, Krupp Brothers, Covert Estate, and more!) is HERE!!! 93 POINTS, with flawless provenance and drinking AT PEAK form, with a cray-cray price like this??? We do everything we can to make dreams come true. But! Do it quick, the winery had barely enough to sell us!

This is somehow like Christmas in a bottle — all the good bits, anyways, and none of the congested shopping malls, boorish relatives, and shoddy sock-giving aspects. No, no, no! This is 100% HO, HO, HO – with soul-warming spicecake, and blackberry crumble, then cloves, toasty brioche, black cherry compote, and bruleed brown sugar bits…just WOW! All the richness and warmth you generally expect from a Paso Robles Cabernet, but drinking in its prime form despite its young age. This is designed to be – and I quote – “Radically Drinkable” and boy howdy, does this ever deliver on that front! Not a hard edge in sight, just harmonious, juicy goodness that coats the tongue, all while colossally over-delivering flavors considering this wicked-awesome price. I mean, 93 POINTS! Cali-Cab priced anywhere NEAR this is Rhodes Scholar rare – and destined to fly like Dumbo on Red Bull. In fact, ya know what? We’re just going to stop, because there’s not nearly enough – and the price is just TOO GOOD…so there ain’t a snowball’s chance in hell that this lasts for long…

Grab yours whilst you can!